I can’t even control the laughter
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
remember how in Hairspray the overweight clumsy protagonist got the hot boy in the end, and the only thing about her that changed was her hairstyle? I feel like we need to talk about Hairspray more
ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything
Here are some abandoned, eerie places!
Abandoned dreams of Leonardo Dicaprio
30000% done with this website
coming home from work on a friday night and theres no food in the house is just one big ball of disappointment
reasons why ben & jerry’s ice cream is more than a comfort food
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half